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QuoteAddict.com: update 2009.08.20

20 Aug 2009, 7:53 pm
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QuoteAddict.com: update 2009.08.12

12 Aug 2009, 3:28 pm
Here are this week's new quotes from QuoteAddict.com. Enjoy!

"I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea."
- B.O.B., Monsters vs. Aliens

"I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number."
- B.O.B., Monsters vs. Aliens

"That meat lover's pizza is NOT loving me back at all!"
- Rhino, Bolt

"Not all those who wander are lost."
- J.R.R. Tolkien

"Suns don't kill people. People WITH suns kill people."
- Peanut, Harvey Birdman

"Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it."
- Mark Twain

"You have to know the past to understand the present."
- Carl Sagan

"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think its forever."
- Carl Sagan

"It was the funniest, bloodiest, most rabies-filled day ever."
- Hyde, That 70's Show

"Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future."
- Steve Jobs

"Now why exactly can I not wear my loafers. What is the danger there?"
- Patrick Stewart, Family Guy

"Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying. Or try dying. Or do some tie-dyeing."
- Yakko, Animaniacs

"You can't control the timing of when a canoe is gonna come into your life."
- Kelso, That 70's Show

"I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards."
- Abraham Lincoln

"I never waste time looking back."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"This is not out of the blue, this is smack dab in the middle of the blue."
- Chandler, Friends

"Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!"
- Chandler, Friends

"It's better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb then half way up one you don't."
- Tim, The Office

QuoteAddict.com: update 2009.03.31

31 Mar 2009, 5:48 pm
Here are this week's new quotes from QuoteAddict.com. Enjoy!

"This is a dream that I have had since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now."
-Michael Scott, The Office

"Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved."
-D.H. Lawrence

"I'm sorry I wrote such a long letter. I did not have the time to write a short one."
-Abraham Lincoln

"Lavender get on my head."
-Hater, What happens in Vegas

"Pants, you're out of here"
-Hater, What happens in Vegas

QuoteAddict.com: update 2009.02.17

17 Feb 2009, 9:19 am
Here are this week's new quotes from QuoteAddict.com. Enjoy!

"Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!"
-Homer, The Simpsons

"But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
-Marilyn Monroe

"So, a surfboard-foot-sized monster came aboard, did a jigsaw, drained our memories and broke a couple of legs, so what?"
-Rimmer, Red Dwarf

"Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts."
-Ula, 50 First Dates

"After a time, you may find that 'having' is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as 'wanting.' It is not logical, but it is often true."
-Spock, Star Trek

"Yeah, nothing bad ever happens at school, execept for learning!"
-Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents

QuoteAddict.com: update 2009.01.19

19 Jan 2009, 4:04 pm
Here are this week's new quotes from QuoteAddict.com. Enjoy!

"No wonder the flame smelled so good."
-Sokka, Avatar

"Take them to the refurbished chamber that was once bad!"
-Bumi, Avatar

"There are no take backsies in my kingdom"
-Bumi, Avatar

"There are no rules, and those are the rules."
-Cantus, Fraggle Rock

"Hapiness isn't hapiness without a violin playing goat."
-Anna Scott, Noting Hill

"That's wonderfully sensitive... especially from a man who wears such tight pants."
-Sophie Fisher, Music and Lyrics






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