QuoteAddict March Update

14 Mar 2010, 3:13 pm

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"The world’s a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it."
-Allison, Yes Man

"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or… learn from it."
-Rafiki, The Lion King

"Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don’t necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk."
-Joel, Northern Exposure

"I’m my mother. I’m my father. I’m chipped beef on toast?!"
-Holling, Northern Exposure

"Maybe it doesn’t matter which road we embark on. Maybe what matters is that we embark."
-Leonard, Northern Exposure

"One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people…well, two people can work miracles. They can change a whole town. They can change the world."
-Ned, Northern Exposure

"Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk."
-Dalai Lama

"I am not young enough to know everything."
-Oscar Wilde

"This is ridiculous. That’s the most well guarded yeast factory I’ve ever seen."
-Bronco, Gentlemen Broncos

"You’ve compressed our lunches into a singularity for the last time."
-Cubert, Futurama

"You guys almost had him! Until he digested you."
-Dwight, Futurama

"You wanna play tic-tac-toe again before we eat our shoes?"
-Fry, Futurama

"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."
-Colin Powell

"Concentrate all your thoughts on the task at hand. The sun’s rays do not burn until brought to a focus."
-A.G.Bell

"The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot."
-Mark Twain

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QuoteAddict February Update

5 Feb 2010, 2:01 pm

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"Oops, I just dropped 8 gigs of RAM down my pants."
- Zaboo, The Guild   

"I’m about to ruin 72 cents worth of tater tots!"
- Vork, The Guild   

"Patience is the ability to count down before you blast off."
- Unknown   

"I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in my heart must come out; that is the reason why I compose."
- Ludwig van Beethoven   

"Whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right!"
- Henry Ford   

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
- Albert Einstein   

"Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak."
- Epictetus   

"If you are not making mistakes, you are not trying hard enough."
- Vince Lombardi   

"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmorphification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery."
- Black Dynamite   

"All I ever wanted was a single thing worth fighting for."
- Jake Sully, Avatar

"Five minutes ahead of schedule. Right on schedule."
- Dwight Schrute, The Office    

"I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! I never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?"
- Dwight Schrute, The Office   

"I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work."
- Michael Scott, Office   

"Remember when people used to say BOSS when they were describing something really cool. Like…. ‘those shoulder pads are really boss man.’ ‘Look at that perm, that perm is so boss!’ It’s what made me want to become a boss. And I looked so good in a perm and shoulder pads. But now, boss is just slang for jerk in charge."
- Michael Scott, The Office   

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QuoteAddict November Update

25 Nov 2009, 9:04 pm

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"Yesterday’s the past, tomorrow’s the future, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present."
-Bil Keane

"Behind every great fortune, there is a crime."
-Honore de Balzac

"Oh my god! I find lentilles completely incomprehensible."
-Adelle DeWitt, Dollhouse

-"We travel not to escape life, but so life doesn’t escape us."
-Hostel wall

"Continuous effort, not strength or intelligence, is the key to unlocking our potential."
-Winston Churchill

"The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it."
-George Carlin

"Darling, I don’t know how to tell you this, but there’s a Chinese family in our bathroom."
-Tom, 500 Days of Summer

"Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless."
-Thomas Edison

"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work."
-Thomas Edison

"You have to dominate the swordfish, only then can you saute it."
-Cleon Slammin Salmon, The Slammin’ Salmon

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