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absurd (88 quotes found)
1. | "I can't tell you how much guacamole I have ended up eating, over the years." |
2. | "I ate more fettuccini alfredo, and drank less water than I have in my entire life." |
3. | "That's it, I want to talk to this guy. Put me in his ear." |
4. | "I don't know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I don't know how you fight that." |
5. | "No thanks, I just had a jar of mustard." |
6. | "You know, that bastard is one smooth talking freelance kite designer." |
7. | "Have you ever tried to think like a shower?" |
8. | "Oh, I gotta go. A delightful monkey just took my plum!" |
9. | "Three days? That's tomorrow!" |
10. | "Oh dang, now I hate windmills even more!" |
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