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1. | "I am not afraid anymore." |
2. | "Heck yeah! I'm a triceratops balanced on a buttercup with spinning wheels, baby. Lets do this!" |
3. | "See, that's what it'd be like if you had me for a face!" |
4. | "Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn't seem so dark!" |
5. | "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!" |
6. | "No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!" |
7. | "Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!" |
8. | "Or a football playing king in space... with a moustache!" |
9. | "I anything can't do right since because pickles!" |
10. | "The sky had a baby from my cereal box!" |
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