tv (155 quotes found)
"I would say that what you got here is a potential supersonic chicken."
"Any day we create that much shrapnel is a good day."
"This is a dream that I have had since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now."
"Fool me once, strike 1. Fool me twice, strike 3."
"I can't tell you how much guacamole I have ended up eating, over the years."
"I ate more fettuccini alfredo, and drank less water than I have in my entire life."
"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I HAVE to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised."
"That's it, I want to talk to this guy. Put me in his ear."
"I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at sixty pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
"If we have to defend ourselves, I will stab the security guard in the eye with a jumbo chalk."