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1. | "I would say that what you got here is a potential supersonic chicken." |
2. | "Any day we create that much shrapnel is a good day." |
3. | "This is a dream that I have had since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now." |
4. | "Fool me once, strike 1. Fool me twice, strike 3." |
5. | "I can't tell you how much guacamole I have ended up eating, over the years." |
6. | "I ate more fettuccini alfredo, and drank less water than I have in my entire life." |
7. | "Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I HAVE to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised." |
8. | "That's it, I want to talk to this guy. Put me in his ear." |
9. | "I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at sixty pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?" |
10. | "If we have to defend ourselves, I will stab the security guard in the eye with a jumbo chalk." |
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