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81. | "It was the funniest, bloodiest, most rabies-filled day ever." |
82. | "Now why exactly can I not wear my loafers. What is the danger there?" |
83. | "Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying. Or try dying. Or do some tie-dyeing." |
84. | "You can't control the timing of when a canoe is gonna come into your life." |
85. | "This is not out of the blue, this is smack dab in the middle of the blue." |
86. | "Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!" |
87. | "Well, it is a little chillier than I had thought, so I have fashioned my hat back into my pants." |
88. | "If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about. What I am working toward." |
89. | "It's bad luck to eat an even number of cheese cubes." |
90. | "You really think you can explain how you left port without a full compliment of olives?" |
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