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81.  
"It was the funniest, bloodiest, most rabies-filled day ever."
Hyde, That 70's Show    

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82.  
"Now why exactly can I not wear my loafers. What is the danger there?"
Patrick Stewart, Family Guy    

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83.  
"Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying. Or try dying. Or do some tie-dyeing."
Yakko, Animaniacs    

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84.  
"You can't control the timing of when a canoe is gonna come into your life."
Kelso, That 70's Show     

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85.  
"This is not out of the blue, this is smack dab in the middle of the blue."
Chandler, Friends    

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86.  
"Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!"
Chandler, Friends    

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87.  
"Well, it is a little chillier than I had thought, so I have fashioned my hat back into my pants."
Michael Scott, The Office    

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88.  
"If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about. What I am working toward."
Creed, The Office    

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89.  
"It's bad luck to eat an even number of cheese cubes."
Homer, The Simpsons    

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90.  
"You really think you can explain how you left port without a full compliment of olives?"
Morgan, Futurama    

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