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			Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web. 
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531.  | "You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take."  | 
532.  | "I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it's been."  | 
533.  | "I have failed many times, and that's why I am a success."  | 
534.  | "Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."  | 
535.  | "I can't control my heartrate, I got a cougar on me!"  | 
536.  | "The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he has come to see."  | 
537.  | "If we would only give, just once, the same amount of reflection to what we want to get out of life that we give to the question of what to do with a two weeks' vacation, we would be startled at our false standards and the aimless procession of our busy days."  | 
538.  | "Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."  | 
539.  | "Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can."  | 
540.  | "When one man, for whatever reason, has the opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself."  | 
			
		 
		
		
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