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681.  
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off    

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682.  
"Well, it is a little chillier than I had thought, so I have fashioned my hat back into my pants."
Michael Scott, The Office    

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683.  
"If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about. What I am working toward."
Creed, The Office    

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684.  
"It's bad luck to eat an even number of cheese cubes."
Homer, The Simpsons    

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685.  
"You really think you can explain how you left port without a full compliment of olives?"
Morgan, Futurama    

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686.  
"Oh yeah, fire, sorry. I always get mixed up between golf and fire."
Moss, The IT Crowd    

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687.  
"I'll just put it here with the rest of the fire."
Moss, The IT Crowd    

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688.  
"Would I blow everyone's mind if I ate desert first?"
Moss, The IT Crowd    

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689.  
"Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Roy, The IT Crowd    

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690.  
"It's like being tazed in the balls. Except painful."
Douglas Reynholm, The IT Crowd    

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