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			Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web. 
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| 21. | "I'm not having enough fun right now." | 
| 22. | "Careful. We don't want to learn from this." | 
| 23. | "Aww mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungie cord!" | 
| 24. | "Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." | 
| 25. | "The only permanent rule in calvinball is that you can't play the same way twice!" | 
| 26. | "This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen..." | 
| 27. | "I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside." | 
| 28. | "I liked things better when I didn't understand them." | 
| 29. | "Yep, the playground is a lot more fun after class starts." | 
| 30. | "I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal." | 
			
		 
		
		
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