QuoteAddict
Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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691. | "You there, computer man. Fix my pants!" |
692. | "God damn, these electric sex pants." |
693. | "Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present." |
694. | "Behind every great fortune, there is a crime." " |
695. | "Oh my god! I find lentilles completely incomprehensible." |
696. | "We travel not to escape life, but so life doesn't escape us." |
697. | "Continuous effort, not strength or intelligence, is the key to unlocking our potential." |
698. | "The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it." |
699. | "Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a Chinese family in our bathroom." |
700. | "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." |
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