QuoteAddict
Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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121. | "Hey, the rangers will teach you the skills you need to survive, wether the apocalypse comes in 6 months, or 7 months." |
122. | "Come on, it's not gay, there's guns in the room." |
123. | "Well that's the price you pay for the sweet pleasure of van ownership." |
124. | "Guys I can explain, I was lying to you." |
125. | "With great moustache, comes great responsibility." |
126. | "A boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!" |
127. | "Three days? That's tomorrow!" |
128. | "Lois, When I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself." |
129. | "I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about." |
130. | "This plan is so perfect it's retarded!" |
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