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351.  
"This shoe is definitively not alive."
Robin William, Sesame Street    

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352.  
"Sanity is a madness put to good use."
George Santayana    

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353.  
"This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first."
Joe Hallenbeck, The Last Boy Scout    

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354.  
"Infinite possibilities and all he can do is whine. You can do anything you lucky bastard. You're alive! What's a little pain compared to that?"
Nathaniel Fisher, Six Feet Under    

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355.  
"I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawai."
Barry, Punch Drunk Love    

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356.  
"So you don't take your coat off, and now everyone at NYU thinks I'm gay."
Jerry, Seinfeld    

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357.  
"Cookies don't liquify!"
Jerry, Seinfeld    

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358.  
"Jerry! The japanese guys had sake in the hot tub. You gotta get them out of the drawers and get them down here or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot to japanese TV!"
George, Seinfeld    

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359.  
"Fredo was weak and stupid, he shoudn't have eaten that key!"
Kramer, Seinfeld    

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360.  
"Those aren't for New Years. Those are my everyday balloons!"
Kramer, Seinfeld    

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