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Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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751. | "Why else would there be JUST jelly in a glove box?" |
752. | "God damnit, he's a hobo ringmaster!" |
753. | "Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." |
754. | "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading." |
755. | "That's not lovely, it's a piece of shit!" |
756. | "I am so sorry, but her soupface scared the shit out of me. My voice is not that high." |
757. | "Each time I don't see a hunchback, you're getting that much richer." |
758. | "No way, he's too old to time travel." |
759. | "All adventurous women do." |
760. | "It was so cold today I saw a squirrel in Central Park roasting his nuts!" |
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