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Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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101. | "Three minutes ago I was watching cartoons and eating a banana." |
102. | "I should have went to the doctor tomorrow." |
103. | "That was one good minute!" |
104. | "There is a fine line between love and hate and it turns out that fine line is a scarf." |
105. | "I don't know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I don't know how you fight that." |
106. | "Watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie." |
107. | "No thanks, I just had a jar of mustard." |
108. | "I can handle this. 'Handle' is my middle name. Actually, 'handle' is the middle of my first name." |
109. | "You know, that bastard is one smooth talking freelance kite designer." |
110. | "It's like the Olympics plus World Series plus the birth of your first child all multiplied by X, where X equals 'awesome'." |
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