QuoteAddict
Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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351. | "This shoe is definitively not alive." |
352. | "Sanity is a madness put to good use." |
353. | "This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first." |
354. | "Infinite possibilities and all he can do is whine. You can do anything you lucky bastard. You're alive! What's a little pain compared to that?" |
355. | "I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawai." |
356. | "So you don't take your coat off, and now everyone at NYU thinks I'm gay." |
357. | "Cookies don't liquify!" |
358. | "Jerry! The japanese guys had sake in the hot tub. You gotta get them out of the drawers and get them down here or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot to japanese TV!" |
359. | "Fredo was weak and stupid, he shoudn't have eaten that key!" |
360. | "Those aren't for New Years. Those are my everyday balloons!" |
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