QuoteAddict
Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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761. | "I miss New York. Take me home." |
762. | "Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down, and sometimes, like now, they get you so high." |
763. | "It took four friends three days to put twenty years into thirty-eight boxes." |
764. | "Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good you can't get it anymore. If it's bad you just had sex with an ex." |
765. | "This isn't going to lead to karate!" |
766. | "And you know what happens with tokyo drifting? It leads to bickering, which of course leads to karate." |
767. | "Laughs are cheap. I'm going for gasps. Wait till you see dude. Gasps are where it's at." |
768. | "But first, there is a hot spinning cone of meat in that greek restaurant next door. I don't know what it is, but I'd like to eat the whole thing." |
769. | "Google those rat tumors!" |
770. | "Well then it's decided. Andy Dwyer will be taking women's lasers." |
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