QuoteAddict
Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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81. | "I can't see my forehead!" |
82. | "Remember, when in doubt, pinky out." |
83. | "No Patrick, horseradish is not an instrument either." |
84. | "Ah! Get your feet out of my eye sockets!" |
85. | "I'd dream I fell & hurt my head my head on a fishbowl, hurt myself just bad enough to work graveyard shift at a convenience store. A group of Hari Krishnas always came in at 4am and bought 16 gallons of Mr. Slushi and a package of banana flavored Ding Dongs, then the Swedish Bikini Team jumped out of a magazine and read Moby Dick to me inside a giant carton of cottage cheese. Why? I'd ask myself, what could it mean? Am I mad or is the world just a mystery to complex to understand?" |
86. | "What do you got for me. Things, stuff, more things and stuff?" |
87. | "Would you ask picasso to sell his guitars?" |
88. | "I'm not a satanic sex god any more, I'm a working stiff." |
89. | "I would say that what you got here is a potential supersonic chicken." |
90. | "Any day we create that much shrapnel is a good day." |
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