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Hobbes (54 quotes found)
1. | "Nothing I do is my fault." |
2. | "It's not summer if your tongue isn't purple." |
3. | "I hate it when I can't gird my loins with funny animals." |
4. | "If you flip the pages of MY book, an animated t-rex drives the batmobile and explodes!" |
5. | "You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help." |
6. | "Reality continues to ruin my life." |
7. | "If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life." |
8. | "You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet might be running loose in your pants." |
9. | "Man, you'd think the guy eating the worms would be calling the shots!" |
10. | "Not having my emotions manipulated is such a weird experience." |
