QuoteAddict
Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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151. | "Lisa, when you've substained as many blows to the head as i have, consistency is something something that something, I love you Bart." |
152. | "Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? " |
153. | "Besides, weaseling out of things is important to learn. It is what separates us from the animals, except for the weasel." |
154. | "Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!" |
155. | "Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!" |
156. | "Everything here is something!" |
157. | "This is offensive to Christians *and* prunes." |
158. | "It makes me sick in a wonderful, wonderful way." |
159. | "It's all there in the macaroni." |
160. | "The present may stink, but at least now we can look forward to a better yesterday." |
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