QuoteAddict
Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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541. | "Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." |
542. | "If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?" |
543. | "I believe it's better to light one candle than to promise a million light bulbs." |
544. | "I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers." |
545. | "The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel." |
546. | "Yes. I am relieved to know that I am not a gollum." |
547. | "Okay, you're good at math and you're invisible. And you know you're gonna die." |
548. | "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." |
549. | "One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." |
550. | "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." |
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