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121.  
"Hey, the rangers will teach you the skills you need to survive, wether the apocalypse comes in 6 months, or 7 months."
Stan, American Dad    

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122.  
"Come on, it's not gay, there's guns in the room."
Stan, American Dad    

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123.  
"Well that's the price you pay for the sweet pleasure of van ownership."
Stan, American Dad    

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124.  
"Guys I can explain, I was lying to you."
Stan, American Dad    

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125.  
"With great moustache, comes great responsibility."
Peter, Family Guy    

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126.  
"A boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!"
Peter, Family Guy    

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127.  
"Three days? That's tomorrow!"
Peter, Family Guy    

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128.  
"Lois, When I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself."
Peter, Family Guy    

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129.  
"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
Peter, Family Guy    

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130.  
"This plan is so perfect it's retarded!"
Peter, Family Guy    

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