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151.  
"Lisa, when you've substained as many blows to the head as i have, consistency is something something that something, I love you Bart."
Homer, The Simpsons    

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152.  
"Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? "
Homer, The Simpsons    

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153.  
"Besides, weaseling out of things is important to learn. It is what separates us from the animals, except for the weasel."
Homer, The Simpsons    

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154.  
"Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!"
Homer, The Simpsons    

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155.  
"Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"
Lenny, The Simpsons    

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156.  
"Everything here is something!"
Marge, The Simpsons    

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157.  
"This is offensive to Christians *and* prunes."
Lisa, The Simpsons    

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158.  
"It makes me sick in a wonderful, wonderful way."
John, The Simpsons    

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159.  
"It's all there in the macaroni."
Fry, Futurama    

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160.  
"The present may stink, but at least now we can look forward to a better yesterday."
Fry, Futurama    

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