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181.  
"I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan at your service."
Zapp Brannigan, Futurama    

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182.  
"You won't have time for sleeping soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing."
Zapp Brannigan, Futurama    

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183.  
"Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things."
Zapp Brannigan, Futurama    

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184.  
"Hell of a thing to send a universe to certain doom, fun though!"
Zapp Brannigan, Futurama    

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185.  
"It's not uncharted, you lost the chart!"
Kiff, Futurama    

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186.  
"Look at me, I'm invisible!"
Hermes, Futurama    

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187.  
"What's the secret of time travel doing on Fry's ass?"
Leela, Futurama    

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188.  
"That's so plausible I can't believe it!"
Leela, Futurama    

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189.  
"My god! We're out of that weird crazy world, and back in our regular crazy world!"
Leela, Futurama    

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190.  
"Great is okay, but amazing would be great."
Bender, Futurama    

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