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481.  
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams    

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482.  
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."
Douglas Adams    

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483.  
"Lavender get on my head."
Hater, What happens in Vegas    

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484.  
"Pants, you're out of here."
Hater, What happens in Vegas    

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485.  
"We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?"
Dr. Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy    

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486.  
"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."
Peter Gibbons, Office Space    

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487.  
"I dont know what happened! I mean, I just tried to talk to these guys, and then there was a dustbuster, a toupee and a liferaft exploded... now ones bald ones in a boat and they're both unconscious!"
Barry B. Benson, Bee Movie    

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488.  
"What are you doing Frakenstein, you gonna play in the puddle? Well go ahead, puddle it up. From now on you do whatever you wanna do and I'll show you some cool shit along the way. That's what it's all about!"
Sonny, Big Daddy    

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489.  
"Nothing I do is my fault."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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490.  
"Stay hungry. Stay foolish."
The Whole Earth Catalog    

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