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31.  
"I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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32.  
"Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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33.  
"I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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34.  
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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35.  
"As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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36.  
"It's only work if somebody makes you do it."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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37.  
"I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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38.  
"If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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39.  
"One of my baby teeth came out! I have to say, I'm not entirely comfortable holding a piece of my own head."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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40.  
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night!"
Hobbes, Calvin and Hobbes    

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