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661.  
"It was the funniest, bloodiest, most rabies-filled day ever."
Hyde, That 70's Show    

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662.  
"Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future."
Steve Jobs    

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663.  
"Now why exactly can I not wear my loafers. What is the danger there?"
Patrick Stewart, Family Guy    

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664.  
"Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying. Or try dying. Or do some tie-dyeing."
Yakko, Animaniacs    

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665.  
"You can't control the timing of when a canoe is gonna come into your life."
Kelso, That 70's Show     

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666.  
"I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards."
Abraham Lincoln    

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667.  
"I never waste time looking back."
Eleanor Roosevelt    

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668.  
"This is not out of the blue, this is smack dab in the middle of the blue."
Chandler, Friends    

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669.  
"Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!"
Chandler, Friends    

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670.  
"It's better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb then half way up one you don't."
Tim, The Office    

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