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291.  
"That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen."
Guybrush Threepwood, Escape from Monkey Island    

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292.  
"Somehow I knew that in hell there would be mushrooms."
Guybrush Threepwood, Monkey Island    

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293.  
"Hey, i'm not supposed to put cheese in my cereal."
Doug, King of Queens    

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294.  
"No way i'm watching boxing while eating a nectarine!"
Doug, King of Queens    

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295.  
"I'm the coleslaw king of the world!"
Rob Geller, Never Been Kissed    

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296.  
"I will take the Ring, though I do not know the way."
Frodo Baggins, Lord of the Rings    

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297.  
"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there."
Patches O'Houlihan, DodgeBall    

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298.  
"This is an 81 Honda! How dare you?"
Vince, Employee of the month    

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299.  
"With enough soap, you can blow up just about anything."
Tyler Durden, Fight Club    

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300.  
"The things you own end up owning you."
Tyler Durden, Fight Club    

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