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271.  
"How about lava? You got enough lava?"
Gary, South Park    

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272.  
"Around here, intolerance will not be tolerated."
Tolerance Camp Leader, South Park    

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273.  
"I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull."
Stan, South Park    

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274.  
"I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face."
Eric Cartman, South Park    

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275.  
"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least $8."
Eric Cartman, South Park    

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276.  
"I told you guys, never underestimate the power of a free hat."
Eric Cartman, South Park    

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277.  
"Butters we're done talking about girls' balls for now, pay attention".
Eric Cartman, South Park    

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278.  
"Yes, God is here too. He's gonna talk to you right after Captain Crunch."
Superman, South Park    

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279.  
"Just listen to that video crowd. I haven't heard a video crowd go that wild in a long time."
Manager, South Park    

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280.  
"No wonder the flame smelled so good."
Sokka, Avatar    

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