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361.  
"You can't be, because I am out there. If I see you out there, there not enough voltage in this world to electro-shock me back into coherence!"
George, Seinfeld    

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362.  
"There's a new Neil in town!"
George, "Seinfeld"    

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363.  
"I can't hug you. It's against policy. Plus I'll get gravy all over my shirt."
Tom, Lower Learning    

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364.  
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove    

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365.  
"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."
Rita Mae Brown    

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366.  
"It can't rain all the time."
The Crow    

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367.  
"I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles."
Pete, Knocked Up    

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368.  
"There are plenty of ways to die, and you have to figure out a way to live."
Erica, The Brave One    

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369.  
"The execution is scheduled for tomorrow. I should call in sick."
Dilbert    

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370.  
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
Scott Adams    

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