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801.  
"But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing."
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation    

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802.  
"I'd work all night, if it meant nothing got done."
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation    

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803.  
"If he can catch raccoons as much as he can teach six-year-olds to pop and lock, he's a home run."
Councilman Jamm, Parks and Recreation    

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804.  
"Oh that's tomorrow in the plural. All of them."
Sue Wilson, Veep    

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805.  
"Mike talk to me. I am in a room with 3 people and a fuckload of quiche."
Amy Brookheimer, Veep    

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806.  
"Are you kidding? Do these not bend the fuck back?"
Selina Meyer, Veep    

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807.  
"Yes, goddammit. I'm going to have the fucking poached salmon, with the son-of-a-bitching rice, and a dirty bastard salad with a shitload of Roquefort dressing. Thank you. And um, who knows what this asshole wants."
Rose, Dogfight    

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808.  
"You must realize, that fear is not real. It is a product of thoughts you create. Do not misunderstand me, danger is very real, but fear is a choice."
Cypher Raige, After Earth    

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809.  
"They're laying down sick beats with an 80% success rate!"
Leela, Futurama    

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810.  
"I will do anything for love, but I won't do that."
Meatloaf    

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