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301.  
"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."
Tyler Durden, Fight Club    

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302.  
"First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die."
Tyler Durden, Fight Club    

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303.  
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
Narrator, Fight Club    

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304.  
"Gary, you can't take a pitch pipe out of someone's hand when they're in the middle of a very funky groove!"
Richard Meyers, The Break-Up    

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305.  
"The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes."
Holly, Red Dwarf    

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306.  
"Kryten personal black box recording. Time: unknown. Location: unknown. Cause of accident: unknown. Should someone find this recording, perhaps it will shed light as to what happened here."
Kryten, Red Dwarf    

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307.  
"I have a medium-sized fire axe buried in my spinal column. That sort of thing can really put a crimp on your day."
Kryten, Red Dwarf    

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308.  
"On a mining ship, three million years into deep space, can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?!"
Lister, Red Dwarf    

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309.  
"Just lie back, relax, and i'll go slip into my spider man costume."
Lister, Red Dwarf    

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310.  
"The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign."
Rimmer, Red Dwarf    

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