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701.  
"You have to dominate the swordfish, only then can you saute it."
Cleon Slammin Salmon, The Slammin Salmon    

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702.  
"Remember when people used to say BOSS when they were describing something really cool. Like…. 'those shoulder pads are really boss man.' 'Look at that perm, that perm is so boss!' It's what made me want to become a boss. And I looked so good in a perm and shoulder pads. But now, boss is just slang for jerk in charge."
Michael Scott, The Office    

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703.  
"I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work."
Michael Scott, Office    

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704.  
"I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! I never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?"
Dwight Schrute, The Office    

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705.  
"Five minutes ahead of schedule. Right on schedule."
Dwight Schrute, The Office     

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706.  
"All I ever wanted was a single thing worth fighting for."
Jake Sully, Avatar    

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707.  
"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmorphification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery."
Black Dynamite    

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708.  
"If you are not making mistakes, you are not trying hard enough."
Vince Lombardi    

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709.  
"Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak."
Epictetus    

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710.  
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Albert Einstein    

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