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71.  
"Heck yeah! I'm a triceratops balanced on a buttercup with spinning wheels, baby. Lets do this!"
Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory    

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72.  
"See, that's what it'd be like if you had me for a face!"
Spongebob Squarepants    

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73.  
"Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn't seem so dark!"
Spongebob Squarepants    

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74.  
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
SpongeBob SquarePants    

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75.  
"No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!"
SpongeBob SquarePants    

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76.  
"Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!"
SpongeBob SquarePants    

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77.  
"Or a football playing king in space... with a moustache!"
SpongeBob Squarepants    

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78.  
"I anything can't do right since because pickles!"
SpongeBob Squarepants    

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79.  
"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
SpongeBob Squarepants    

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80.  
"You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok."
SpongeBob Squarepants    

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