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781.  
"Nope, can't fly away. This is real life."
Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation    

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782.  
"Get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless."
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation    

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783.  
"I'm gonna get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you."
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation    

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784.  
"There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food my FOOD would eat."
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation    

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785.  
"I'm talking about a different kind of love. The kind of love that's wet and smells a little."
Turner Abernathy, Lower Learning    

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786.  
"I gotta tell ya, in no time, we're gonna be hanging out if fucking Surinam, snorting blow of a walrus cork."
Maurice, Lower Learning    

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787.  
"Any amount of cheese, before a date, is too much cheese!"
Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia    

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788.  
"Don't let life randomly kick you into the adult you don't want to become."
Commander Chris Hadfield, Astronaut    

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789.  
"So our problems are chairs and pants?"
Dilbert    

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790.  
"Everybody acts like I'm nuts. I'm not nuts, I just want to feel it all."
Hannah, Girls    

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