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341.  
"Well, I gotta go rock. And if you see Holdin, tell him his balls are clean."
Corbit, Winter Passing    

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342.  
"I stopped trying to be anything. I accepted myself in all my human disorder. You might wanna do the same."
Dr. Perry Lyman, Thumbsucker    

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343.  
"But, Justin, just pray you don't fool yourself into thinking you've got the answer. Because that's bullshit. The trick is living without an answer. I think."
Dr. Perry Lyman, Thumbsucker    

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344.  
"You are not alone. You are not afraid. You don't need your thumb, and your thumb doesn't need you."
Dr. Perry Lyman, Thumbsucker    

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345.  
"Don't taste my pants."
Tim, Envy    

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346.  
"And sometimes the things you can't change, they end up changing you."
Pleasure, The Air I Breathe    

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347.  
"Wake up every day as if on purpose."
Hitch    

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348.  
"Don't try to confuse me with the facts."
Bill, NewsRadio    

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349.  
"Boy, I guess it's true what they say, huh? There's a fine line between gardening and madness."
Cliff, Cheers    

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350.  
"I don't believe there's a man, women, or child alive today who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage."
David Letterman    

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